It Happened on Fifth Avenue (1947)

Edward Brophy: Cecil Felton

Quotes 

• Detective : Anybody in that house?

  Brady - Gates Patrolman : Who are you?

  Detective : I am looking for a girl - Michael O'Connor's daughter.

  Gates Patrolman Cecil Felton : She ain't in there. That joint's as empty as a sewing basket in a nudist camp.

• Gates Patrolman Cecil Felton : Well, I'll be a monkey's orphan.

  Aloysius T. McKeever : Oh come, sir. Your family connections must be better than that.

• Gates Patrolman Cecil Felton : Moitle's a great little woman. We've been married twenty-two years. She ain't never laid a fist on me except in a self defense.

• Gates Patrolman Cecil Felton : Yeah, marriage is a great thing. No family should be without it.

• Brady - Gates Patrolman : How'd you like to live in a joint like this?

  Gates Patrolman Cecil Felton : What? And have room for the rest of my wife's relations? Oh!