Let's Go Navy! (1951)

Paul Harvey: Lt. Cmdr. Q. Tannen

Quotes 

• Lt. Cmdr. O. Tannen : How long have you been in the Navy?

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Oh, seven months, sir. How long have you been in?

  Lt. Cmdr. O. Tannen : [a double take]  Did you go to boot camp?

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Yes, sir, but I diidn't care much for it.

  Lt. Cmdr. O. Tannen : [growly]  How can you wear a tie like that?

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Oh, it's very simple. You see, you take the knot and you untie it like this...

  Lt. Cmdr. O. Tannen : [pulling Sach's hands off his tie]  I don't know know how you got in the Navy!

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Oh, it's a very interesting story and I'm glad you asked me. Ya see, sir, we went down to the recruiting officer to report a robbery...

  Lt. Cmdr. O. Tannen : Never mind!

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Well, ya ASKED me!

• CPO Mervin Longnecker : [role call]  Hobenocker. Hobenocker! HOBENOCKEFR!

  Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : [swatting Sach]  That's YOU, stupid.

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Oo! Hobenocker! That's me, stupid! All aboard, sir, ready to leave, sir, at ease, sir, and bon voyage, sir!

  Lt. Cmdr. O. Tannen : Don't you know who you are, sailor?

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Yes, sir, but I got a very bad memory for names. I thought you meant some other Nobahocker. I mean Klemonhocker... Negatokka... ah, it's a...

  [to Slip] 

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : What's my name?

  Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : Klobenhopper.

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Klobenhopper.

  Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : [correcting himswelf]  Hobenocker!

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : [correcting]  Hobenocker!

  Lt. Cmdr. O. Tannen : [noticing Sach is out of proper uniform]  Where did you get that hat?

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Oh, you like it, sir? I bought it at the war surplus store. $3.95. Wonderful. It keeps the sun outta your eyes.

  Lt. Cmdr. O. Tannen : [not amused]  Hobenocker.

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Yes, sir!

  Lt. Cmdr. O. Tannen : Three steps forward!

  Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : [in three steps coming right up to the commander's face]  Sorry, sir. Overshot the field.