Corny Casanovas (1952)

Shemp Howard: Shemp

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• Shemp : Gee Moe, I'm sorry Moe! What mo' can a fellow say? That's all there is, there ain't no mo'!

• Larry : [Moe accidentally swallows a handful of upholstery tacks]  The tacks won't come out.

  Shemp : They went in. Maybe they're income tacks.

• Shemp : As soon as we get this davenport re-covered, the place will be more presentimental to the new bribes.

  Larry : Bribes? You mean brides.

  Shemp : Uh-uh. Anybody who'd marry you two buzzards would have to be bribed.

• Moe : Hey, where's Larry?

  Shemp : Phoning his girlfriend. Wonder what she looks like.

  Moe : So do I. For that matter, I wonder what your girl looks like. You never told me.

  Shemp : Well, that makes us even. You never told me what your girl looks like. Probably a goon.

  [he laughs] 

  Moe : Yeah.

  [realizing the insult, he smacks Shemp in the face with his shaving cream brush]