Design for Leaving (1954)

Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck, Delivery Guy, Mechanical Dog

Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : Say, here's a little gadget you're gonna love. Give me that.

  [Takes off Elmer's bow tie] 

  Elmer Fudd : Hey!

  [Mechanical arms drop down with a tie] 

  Daffy Duck : Ties any knot you want. Bow, four-in-hand, five-in-hand, false granny, Windsor, Schmindsor... Well, let's try this one.

  [Pushes button] 

  Elmer Fudd : [gags as the arms choke him with the tie as a noose]  Help! Get me down!

  Daffy Duck : Whoops! Wrong button. Uh, that's the Alcatraz ascot.

• Elmer Fudd : Every time you push one of those buttons, something happens to me.

  Daffy Duck : Well, I'll tell you what, this time, you push a button.

  Elmer Fudd : Alwight.

  [laughs] 

  Elmer Fudd : I think I'll push this wed one.

  Daffy Duck : No! No! No! No! No! Not the wed one! Don't ever push the wed one!

• Daffy Duck : Here's the very last word in garbage disposal units. It's actually ten years ahead of its time.

  [Throws garbage in] 

  Elmer Fudd : Say, that weawwy does the twick, awwight.

  Daffy Duck : And it's so simple. It only has one moving part. Regardez.

  [Opens doors under sink to show a pig eating the garbage thrown down the drain] 

• Daffy Duck : Say, I'll bet you're tired of looking at those dirty windows.

  Elmer Fudd : Well, I, um...

  Daffy Duck : We can take care of that.

  [Pushes a button on the panel; a robot covers up a window with bricks] 

  Daffy Duck : There. Now you'll never have to look at those dirty windows anymore.

• Elmer Fudd : That's the wast stwaw! Pack up all this push-button nonsense and wemove it fwom my pwemises! I'm going upstairs and take an aspiwin.

  [Walks over to door, then stops] 

  Elmer Fudd : My stairway's gone! What have you done with my stairs?

  Daffy Duck : Stairs, schmairs. Come here.

  [takes Elmer to a square on the floor] 

  Daffy Duck : We don't walk upstairs in the push-button home.

  [Steps on a button on the floor] 

  Daffy Duck : We bring the upstairs downstairs.

  [the top floor comes down around them] 

  Daffy Duck : Neat?

  Elmer Fudd : But what happens to the downstairs?

  Daffy Duck : Say, that's a good question. What do you say we find out?

  [Pushes button again; top floor goes up again, leaving all the downstairs furniture crushed] 

• Daffy Duck : [Last lines]  For a small price, I can install this little blue button to get you down.

• Elmer Fudd : Say, I wonder what that wed button is for?

  [he pushes the red button on the panel that says For Tidal Waves Only, the house raises into sky, Daffy Duck arrives in a helicopter] 

  Daffy Duck : For a small price, I can install this little blue button to get you down.