The Long, Long Trailer (1954)

Lucille Ball: Tacy Collini

Photos 

Quotes 

• Tacy Collini : You didn't let me finish. I was trying to tell you to turn left. What I was trying to say is 'you turn right here left.'

  Nicholas Carlos Collini : Turn right here left?

  Tacy Collini : Exactly.

  Nicholas Carlos Collini : Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.

• Tacy Collini : Get that check back. I was going to get us a deepfreeze.

  Nicholas Carlos Collini : [gesturing to the in-laws staring coldly at them]  You're getting a deepfreeze right now. Look at those faces.

• Tacy Collini : What happened?

  Nicholas Carlos Collini : Oh nothing, I just cracked my skull.

• Mrs. Hittaway : This is Mrs. Dudley, the big vagabond next door.

  Tacy Collini : How do you do, Mrs. Vagabond?

• Tacy Collini : Were the trailer repairs expensive?

  Nicholas Carlos Collini : No more than a room at the Ritz.

• Tacy Collini : [as they are packing up the trailer for the honeymoon]  Honey, I told you to put your clothes in the hall closet!

  Nicholas Carlos Collini : [in a heavy accent]  Well, the hall closet is full of your things.

  [sounds like "thins"] 

  Tacy Collini : Oh. Oh, well, put your thins there temporarily. Now come on.