Rabbit Rampage (1955)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : [Pointing to his tailless behind]  All right, you vandal, put that tail back!

  [a horse's tail is painted in place of Bugs Bunny's tail] 

  Bugs Bunny : That is a horse's tail, my friend. It belongs on a horse.

  [the rest of Bugs Bunny is erased and replaced by an old nag of a horse. The horse immediately stands on its hind legs and starts munching on a carrot] 

  Bugs Bunny : [as a horse]  Look, my contract CLEARLY STATES that I am always to be drawn AS A RABBIT!

• Bugs Bunny : Brother. What a Leonardo da Punchy. What a Too-Lousy Lautrec.

• Bugs Bunny : Ehh, what's up doc?

  [after seeing that the 'phantom menace cartoonist' is in charge of animation] 

  Bugs Bunny : Oh... you, huh? If you're drawing this picture, count me out! Capital O capital U capital T! So goodbye to you and farewell to thee!

• Bugs Bunny : [With a pumpkin head]  Okay, buddy, you've had your fun. Now,what about a RABBIT's head?

  [the animator puts on rabbit ears] 

  Bugs Bunny : All right, you comic book Rembrandt, make with the eraser.

• Bugs Bunny : So I'm me again. What a novel idea. Sure you wouldn't like to turn me into a grasshopper or something?

  [Recoils in fear as the paint brush appears] 

  Bugs Bunny : No, no, I take it back.

  [Paint brush disappears] 

• Bugs Bunny : What's the first thing on the agend...

  [notices the animator has drawn a huge hat on him] 

  Bugs Bunny : You know I'm not supposed to wear a hat!

• Bugs Bunny : [the horse is erased, and Bugs ie redrawn in an abstract style with big cheeks and huge feet]  All right, okay. That's better.

  Bugs Bunny : [looking down at himself]  Holy codfish, look at my feet! Hmph! Continue to draw me like this, buddy, and we'll *both* be outta work!

• Bugs Bunny : [Notices his ears are missing]  Ears!

  [the animator draws on a pair of human ears; Bugs feels the lobes with his finger] 

  Bugs Bunny : Not human ears, my friend - rabbit ears. Long ones.

  [Animator erases the human ears and draws on long rabbit ears that trail along the ground] 

  Bugs Bunny : Don't be so dang literal!