You're Never Too Young (1955)
Jerry Lewis: Wilbur Hoolick
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Quotes
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Bob Miles : Why don't you straighten up?
Wilbur Hoolick : Oh, I am straightened up. It's just that my shoulders are stupid.
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Wilbur Hoolick : [Imitating a French barber] Eef you lay one... If you lay un hand on me, you know what I will do?
Noonan : [nastily] What?
Wilbur Hoolick : I'll bleed! Au revoir.
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Mrs. Ella Brennan : [as Noonan, masquerading as Wilbur's father, takes his "son" out of school] Take good care of him.
Noonan : [with irony] Oh, he'll be taken care of.
Wilbur Hoolick : [after Noonan starts to strangle him] I don't want to go.
Mrs. Ella Brennan : Why, Wilbur?
Noonan : Yes, tell her why.
Wilbur Hoolick : Well, because, you see, I'm not really a little...
Wilbur Hoolick : [he realizes he cannot reveal the truth] I like it here. I want to go to school here.
Mrs. Ella Brennan : This is a girls' school.
Wilbur Hoolick : That's why I like it here.
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Nancy Collins : What's the matter with you? You're trembling.
Wilbur Hoolick : I have very loose bones.