Broom-Stick Bunny (1956)
Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Genie
Quotes
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[last lines]
Bugs Bunny : Hello, air-raid headquarters? Well, you're not gonna believe this, but I just saw a genie with light brown hair chasing a flying sorceress.
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Witch Hazel : Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?
Genie : By my troth, I will avow / There's none that's uglier than thou.
Witch Hazel : [to the audience] I'm so deathly afraid of getting prettier as I grow older. Pretty?
[cackles insanely]
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Witch Hazel : I warn you, dearie. I'm going to worm all your ugly secrets out of you. Tell me. Who undoes your hair?
Bugs Bunny : Do you like it?
Witch Hazel : Like it? Why, it's absolutely *hideous*!
Bugs Bunny : I did myself up tonight.
Witch Hazel : There's nothing like a home permanent.
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Bugs Bunny : Evening, granny. Do you have any goodies for a Halloween witch?
Witch Hazel : [confused] Witch? I don't remember seeing her at any of the union meetings.
[complementing the costume]
Witch Hazel : But my, isn't she the ugliest little thing?
[laughs]
Witch Hazel : [suddenly worried] Ugly?
[to the genie]
Witch Hazel : Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?
Genie : [sees Bugs] Thou WERT the ugliest one, 'tis true / But that creep is uglier far than you!
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Bugs Bunny : [about Witch Hazel] She may not be very pretty now, but she was someone's baby once.
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Bugs Bunny : [about Halloween] Say, this trick-or-treating is a pretty sweet racket. Pity it only comes once a year.
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Bugs Bunny : You know, my delicate inner sense of danger warns me that there's something faintly unhealthy in the atmosphere of this cottage.
[Witch Hazel stops him at the door, brandishing a meat cleaver]
Bugs Bunny : Uh, pardon me, auntie, but uh, I've got a lot a trick-or-treatin' to catch up on so I'll bid you a civil adieu!