Broom-Stick Bunny (1956)

June Foray: Witch Hazel

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Quotes 

• Witch Hazel : Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?

  Genie : By my troth, I will avow / There's none that's uglier than thou.

  Witch Hazel : [to the audience]  I'm so deathly afraid of getting prettier as I grow older. Pretty?

  [cackles insanely] 

• Witch Hazel : [after sharpening her meat cleaver]  There, that's sharp enough to split a hare. Split a hare?

  [cackles insanely] 

• Witch Hazel : I warn you, dearie. I'm going to worm all your ugly secrets out of you. Tell me. Who undoes your hair?

  Bugs Bunny : Do you like it?

  Witch Hazel : Like it? Why, it's absolutely *hideous*!

  Bugs Bunny : I did myself up tonight.

  Witch Hazel : There's nothing like a home permanent.

• Witch Hazel : [upon entering her magic broom closet]  Hi ho sliver! Away!

  [a broom flies out of the closet with Hazel on, then starts sweeping the floor. Hazel falls off] 

  Witch Hazel : [to the audience]  Crazy me... that was my sweeping broom.

  [chuckles silently] 

• Bugs Bunny : Evening, granny. Do you have any goodies for a Halloween witch?

  Witch Hazel : [confused]  Witch? I don't remember seeing her at any of the union meetings.

  [complementing the costume] 

  Witch Hazel : But my, isn't she the ugliest little thing?

  [laughs] 

  Witch Hazel : [suddenly worried]  Ugly?

  [to the genie] 

  Witch Hazel : Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?

  Genie : [sees Bugs]  Thou WERT the ugliest one, 'tis true / But that creep is uglier far than you!

• [Hazel has become beautiful] 

  Witch Hazel : Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?

  [the Genie stares at her, and tries to grab her. She runs, and he chases her] 

• Witch Hazel : [singing]  A cup of arsenic, a spider, some glue / A lizard's gizzard, an eel's ear or two.