Don't Go Near the Water (1957)

Eva Gabor: Deborah Aldrich

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• Adm. Junius Boatwright : Quite impossible.

  Deborah Aldrich : Why?

  Adm. Junius Boatwright : Well, you see Miss, there are no arrangements on ship for carrying ladies. There are no separate facilities, so to speak.

  Deborah Aldrich : Well, then I just have to take pot luck.

• Deborah Aldrich : I have a few little things to rinse out. Oh, pardon me, are there some soap flakes on board, Admiral?

• Adm. Junius Boatwright : Where have you been?

  Deborah Aldrich : To the war, Sweetie! Now, I need a nice hot bath. Excuse me.