Merry Andrew (1958)

Danny Kaye: Andrew Larabee

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• Andrew Larabee : He's always reminding me that when he was only six months old, he used to change his own diapers.

• Andrew Larabee : Now, I realize it's very difficult, gentlemen, being the last day of school, but, after all, we must play the game. Now, if you'll recall, yesterday, we discussed the Greek gods who were living on Mount Olympus. Now, can anyone tell me the names of the gods who resided in a somewhat - less desirable neighborhood?

• Andrew Larabee : [singing]  Everything is tickety-boo, tickety-boo, tickety-boo, Everything is tickety-boo on such a dreamy day-di-li-ootely, You could be a snickety-poo, snickety-poo, snickety-poo, With the sky so blickety-blue it causes one to say, Bless mankind...

• Andrew Larabee : You know, you really shouldn't have kissed me in public like that.

  Selena Gallini : Didn't you like it?

  Andrew Larabee : That's not the point. The point is people might get the wrong idea.

  Selena Gallini : What people?

  Andrew Larabee : Well, me, for example.

• Andrew Larabee , Dudley Larabee , Gregory Larabee : [singing]  Britannia rules the waves, but never waives the rules...

• Andrew Larabee : [singing]  The goddess Aphrodite, She seldom wore a nighty...

• Andrew Larabee : [singing]  He was mischievous and naughty, And your troubles all began, When you first heard the pipes of Pan...

• Andrew Larabee : Oh, you're the girl that was in the shower before.

  Selena Gallini : You - you saw me?

• Selena Gallini : Now you're getting the rhythm!

  Andrew Larabee : Say, this is fun, you know.

  Selena Gallini : Poor Andrew. Some thing tells me you don't have much fun where you come from.

• Andrew Larabee : [singing]  Buona fortuna to everyone, Buona fortuna to you, Buona Fortuna my parmesan, Happy oregano too, You wanna make-a me feel at home, I-I-I wanna feel it too, I'm-a don-know anything you say, But, arrivederci, Is that okay? I'm-a so happy here anyway...

• Andrew Larabee : [singing]  You'd not tolerate letting your participle dangle...