The Facts of Life (1960)
Bob Hope: Larry Gilbert
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Quotes
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Larry Gilbert : Are you sure you're with the right woman?
Man in Motel Room : No buddy, I'm with the wrong woman, but I've been with her for 30 years.
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Larry Gilbert : How old are you?
Kitty Weaver : Five years younger than you. How old are you?
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Larry Gilbert : If this wasn't so horrible, it'd be kind of enjoyable.
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Kitty Weaver : Can't sleep.
Larry Gilbert : Me either.
Kitty Weaver : I'm starved.
Larry Gilbert : Me too.
Kitty Weaver : What's your opinion of eating late at night?
Larry Gilbert : Suicide.
Kitty Weaver : Ever do it?
Larry Gilbert : Only late at night.
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Larry Gilbert : ...and she said, "That's not a new stance - "
Kitty Weaver : That's a new husband.
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Larry Gilbert : [Kitty yawns during Larry's routine] Madam, your Vodka gimlets are showing. Vodka, that's an alcohol rub from the inside.