Let's Make Love (1960)

Tony Randall: Alexander Coffman

Quotes 

• Jean-Marc Clement : You don't hold your liquor very well.

  Alexander Coffman : It's not leaking out any place.

• Alexander Coffman : You know, somebody once said that rich people are only poor people with money. Well, he was lying. Rich people aren't people, my friend. Oh, they can be charming, democratic, polite. You can hardly tell them from the human beings sometimes. Just be good and sure you don't cross them.

• George Welch : Oohh... there'll be children... lots of children. Coffman, there's a bonus in this for you if they get married - and double if there's a baby - a boy.

  Alexander Coffman : I'll do whatever I can, sir.

• Jean-Marc Clement : There is a job here, for an honest man.

  Alexander Coffman : Thank you, sir. l wasn't addressing your money that time. l'll see you in the morning!

  Jean-Marc Clement : And...

  [hands diamond bracelet over as a gift] 

  Jean-Marc Clement : for your wife, to forgive me for keeping you so late. Don't tell me l'm buying your approval. l am, but one can only give what one has, and l give you that. Get in early. There will be a lot to do.

• Alexander Coffman : Bourbon, please. Six! Doubles.