- An inexperienced producer and director audition and film naked women for a nudie movie. Everything goes wrong.
- Al Harding and Bob Stevens are two slightly-dazed businessmen whom have just seen a double-bill of two 'nudie cutie' films titled 'The Adventures of Lucky Pierre' and 'Nature's Playmates' at the local Studio Theater (where a free tube of suntan lotion is given away to patrons). Back at Al's house, Al and Bob talk about how bad the films were with the bad acting, photography and story in which they both decide that they could make their own film, and make it better. So, Al and Bob decide to enter the nudie film business and with Bob as the director and Al as the producer using their marketing and advertising connections.
After overcoming the initial tribulations of hiring camera equipment and finding the right girls to appear in their film, they rent out a country lakeside cottage for the weekend to start work on their epic titled: "Natures Nudniks". Al and Bob arrive by a rented van at their location with their secretary Francine as their assistant and script girl along with a bussom-blonde model named Audrey and four other young women. However, the blissfully inexperienced duo are joined by a gauche cameraman named Schmurtz, who claims to have worked in Hollywood in the past to work for them. After doing initial credit shots of the four girls holding up cardboard cards as credits, they quickly discover that anything that could possible go wrong... does go wrong.
While Schmurtz films the four models in various stages of undress as well as fully in the nude, problems set in when a full afternoon of filming has to be redone when it's discovered that no one loaded the camera with film. In another instance, when one of the girls is instructed to run across a field and up a hill, Schmurtz forgets to remove the lens camp. In another instance, the lovely women unknowingly sit in the nude on a patch of poison ivy. For an overhead shot of the girls laying on a picnic blanket, Schmurtz climbs atop a cherry picker ladder only to have it fail and him fall to the ground.
The following day, Al, Bob, and Schmurtz go out on a motorboat to film two of the girls in another boat whom are fishing in the nude, only while re-loading the camera for another take, Al drops the film reel into the lake and falls in trying to retrieve it. Among all of this an elderly native Indian happens by and sees the filming as well as a fully nude Audrey taking a break beside the lake.
When the filming is finally complete, Schmurtz goes on his way, claiming that he is actually a theater employee from Hollywood.... Wyoming, he instructs Al and Bob how to edit the film in which the incompetent duo is next seen going though the nightmare task of editing the film and sound together with hilarious consequences.
Needing a distributor, Al and Bob contact skin-flick distributor Sonny Halitosis who agrees to view the completed film at a local screening theater they rent out for a few hours. After viewing the completed film (which is never seen in it's entirely) Al and Bob are horrified at the bad picture, except for Sonny who exclaims: "This was worst picture I ever saw. I'll take it! It'll be a smash at the box office"! As the triumphant Al and Bob exit the screening theater, they rant on starting work on their next nudie blockbuster.
Contribute to this page
Suggest an edit or add missing content