- [Grantley has tricked Ernest to break into a house and has then left Ernest watching "The Concrete Jungle" on television. The film scene shows a safe-cracker using gelignite to open a safe, and then the police arriving and arresting him. As this happens, the police arrive in real life and arrest Ernest]
- Ernest Wright: I've heard of live television, but this is ridiculous.
- [Ernest tries to console Sandra after she tearfully tells him her story about the parcel in the safe]
- Sandra: I can't think why I'm telling you all this. You're a complete stranger.
- Ernest Wright: That's all right. Sometimes it does you good to get a thing like that off your ch...
- [being short, Ernest is roughly at the level of Sandra's breasts and he can't help looking at them]
- Ernest Wright: ...off your mind.