Shotgun Wedding (1963)

William Schallert: Preacher Theodore Thaddeus Parsons

Quotes 

• Preacher Parsons : [a bit confused]  Now, just tell me slowly, who is Melanie?

  Lucianne : Why, that's the woman my Pa wants you to marry him to.

  Preacher Parsons : Oh, now I understand. She's your Pa's fiancée.

  Lucianne : [correcting him, firmly]  No, she's his *woman*.

• Preacher Parsons : [at the wedding]  I pronounce you man and wife. Go on, you can kiss your bride now, Buford.

  Buford Anchors : [embarrassed]  You mean, in front of all these people? Aw, shucks. C'mon, let's all have a drink! Where's my jug?