How to Murder Your Wife (1965)

Sidney Blackmer: Judge Blackstone

Quotes 

• Stanley Ford : Good evening, Judge Blackstone. I'm afraid this is a mournful occasion.

  Judge Blackstone : Not at all, my boy, not at all. Been married 38 years myself. And I don't regret one day of it. The one day I don't regret was... August 2, 1936. She was off visiting her ailing mother at the time.

• Judge Blackstone : Can I be of any assistance?

  Stanley Ford : Don't be silly, Your Honor: you're smashed.

  Judge Blackstone : [obviously intoxicated]  I'm as sober as a judge!