The New 3 Stooges (1965)

Larry Fine: Larry, Caterpillar, Dodo, Drinky Poo, Frizzle-Top Freddy, Mad Hatter, Narrator, Queen of Hearts

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Quotes 

• Larry : Who's that?

  Moe : I'm Peter Panic from Never Nervous Land.

  [Nana barks and scares him off, but he returns] 

  Moe : What's that?

  Larry : That's my nice Nana, short for Banana.

• Larry : [Moe's mouth is stuck shut from glue on his pancakes instead of syrup]  Are you mad, Moe?

  [Moe growls] 

  Curly-Joe : No he's not mad.

  [Moe growls] 

  Curly-Joe : He's not mad, he's not saying anything.

  Larry : Will say something, Moe.

  Moe : I'll murder you!

• Larry : The Martins and the Cuckoo Coys, I seem to remember those names.

  Moe : You're doing good if you can remember your own name, you knucklehead.

  Larry : Well it's not my fault, I was a kindergarten dropout.

• Moe : [Larry gets blown out of a chimney and opens his umbrella]  Mary Poppins, fancy meeting you here.

  Larry : That's not funny.

• Moe : [Curly and Larry are in a desert digging for treasure while Moe watches]  Would you two hurry up it's hot up here in the sun!

  Larry : Well do you think it's ice cold down here?

  Moe : Don't give me none of your backtalk! Keep diggin'!

• Larry : [trying to invent a flying bicycle]  If this works, we can call it a blimp-cicle.

  Moe : And if it doesn't work, you'll get a bop-cicle.

• Larry : [on a motorscooter in the middle of a chase between police and a robber]  You know something, Moe?

  Moe : What?

  Larry : We're not going to get out of this alive.

  Moe : That's what I like about you, always optimistic.

• Moe : Boy it's not easy to get a diploma for dentistry. Three whole weeks I have to study! By mail!

  Larry : Wait a minute, and that's just a license to practice dentistry!

  Moe : Oh I'll get my practice alright. Curly-Joe, you be my nurse.

  Curly-Joe : And a very pretty one, too...

  Moe : And YOU be my patient.

  Larry : No way. You're not gonna practice on me, Moe. Absolutely, positively, *NO!*

  [Re-enters with Curly-Joe dressed as a woman pushing him into the dentist office] 

  Larry : Can't we talk this over?

• Larry : [the Stooges are fighting a mechanical bandit in the old west. The bandit shoots a plunger, which sticks to Curly's face]  Boy is he tricky.

  [Bandit shoots plunger into Moe's face] 

  Larry : And mean.

  Moe : [Bandit shoots plunger into Larry's face]  That's a clever obstruction.

• Moe : [Moe is practicing dentistry on Larry]  Cotton! Cotton!

  [Moe and Curly start forcing cotton into Larry's mouth] 

  Larry : Mmph! Mmmm!

  Curly-Joe : Oh you can get more than that in.

  [Continues stuffing Larry's mouth with cotton] 

  Moe : Nurse, please, administer anesthetic.

  [Curly hits Larry with a mallet, knocking him out]