The New 3 Stooges (TV Series 1965) Poster

Joe DeRita: Curly Joe, Curly-Joe, Lulu Belle, Narrator, Tinker Joe, Wilbur Wright

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Quotes 

  • [repeated line] 

    Curly-Joe : Boy you really know how to hurt a guy.

  • Moe : [Curly Joe's sweeping a hole in the dirt]  What do you think you're doing, ya lame brain?

    Curly-Joe : Just sweeping off the sidewalk.

    Moe : There *isn't* any sidewalk, you numbskull!

    Curly-Joe : There isn't? Whew, that's a relief.

    [Moe grabs the broom and hits Curly Joe in the nose with it] 

    Curly-Joe : Now I know how Pinocchio felt.

  • Moe : You don't know anything about cars.

    Curly-Joe : What do you mean I don't know anything about cars? You mean I know everything about cars. I know this, if the carberator doesn't carb and the differentiator is different, and the distributor's cap doesn't distribute, and the crankcase gets cranky, that car will not run.

  • Larry : [Moe's mouth is stuck shut from glue on his pancakes instead of syrup]  Are you mad, Moe?

    [Moe growls] 

    Curly-Joe : No he's not mad.

    [Moe growls] 

    Curly-Joe : He's not mad, he's not saying anything.

    Larry : Will say something, Moe.

    Moe : I'll murder you!

  • Moe : Take the wheel.

    Curly-Joe : Okay.

    [Curly Joe mistakes Moe's words and takes out the steering wheel, steering wheel column and all] 

    Curly-Joe : I got it

    Moe : Stupid, put that back in the car!

    [Hits Curly Joe] 

    Curly-Joe : [muttering]  Why can't you make up your mind?

  • Moe : Where have you been, Chowderhead?

    Curly-Joe : [hypnotized]  In the oven, in the oven.

  • Curly-Joe : [a head bust of Napolean blows dirt in Curly Joe's face]  Now Nappy, was that nice? And you used to be one of my favorite generals! You're going to get in trouble for that, buddy boy.

  • Moe : Boy it's not easy to get a diploma for dentistry. Three whole weeks I have to study! By mail!

    Larry : Wait a minute, and that's just a license to practice dentistry!

    Moe : Oh I'll get my practice alright. Curly-Joe, you be my nurse.

    Curly-Joe : And a very pretty one, too...

    Moe : And YOU be my patient.

    Larry : No way. You're not gonna practice on me, Moe. Absolutely, positively, *NO!*

    [Re-enters with Curly-Joe dressed as a woman pushing him into the dentist office] 

    Larry : Can't we talk this over?

  • Curly-Joe : Gee, Moe that's the first time you let anyone tell you where to get off.

  • Moe : [Moe is practicing dentistry on Larry]  Cotton! Cotton!

    [Moe and Curly start forcing cotton into Larry's mouth] 

    Larry : Mmph! Mmmm!

    Curly-Joe : Oh you can get more than that in.

    [Continues stuffing Larry's mouth with cotton] 

    Moe : Nurse, please, administer anesthetic.

    [Curly hits Larry with a mallet, knocking him out] 

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