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Quotes
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Shurik : It was bologna, it will be mortadella.
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Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : Listen, have you had any accidents here?
Shurik : No, none so far.
Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : You'll have them.
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Shurik : Where was I?
Lida (segment "Navazhdeniye") : About Pushkin.
Shurik : Yes, Pushkin... What marvels there! A mermaid sitting...
Lida (segment "Navazhdeniye") : Excuse me, what mermaid?
Shurik : Lying... high in a tree...
Lida (segment "Navazhdeniye") : I think you have overworked.
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Shurik : Does it ever happen to you? You come somewhere for the first time, but you feel as if you've already been here? Everything looks familiar, objects, smells, sounds... Does it ever happen to you?
Lida (segment "Navazhdeniye") : No, never. I always remember where I've been, when and with whom.
Shurik : And to me, I think, it happens. Even now I have a strange impression I was here before.
Lida (segment "Navazhdeniye") : What do you mean, Shurik?
Shurik : Yes, I've already seen all this. Look... I'm going... to open... this curtain, and behind it, there will be a crystal decanter. I was here before!
Lida (segment "Navazhdeniye") : Shurik! It means you're a psychic!
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Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : Are you a Komsomol member, Shurik?
Shurik : Yes, I am.
Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : This is not one of our methods. What about humanism? Brotherhood? Can't you understand, Shurik, that as spaceships are plowing...
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Shurik : No work is being done!
Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : No work done, but time is ticking. Your work is counted in money, and mine in days.