- Invisible Devil's voice: That may look like a wall to you, but it's really a fort! How do you know what kinds of weapons he's going to put behind that fort? Harry... nobody likes war, but you've gotta defend yourself...
- [ominous-sounding battle-drums play faintly in the background]
- Devil (now visible): You know - - it might be a good idea to return that lawn mower YOU borrowed. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!