The Bob Hope Vietnam Christmas Show (1966 TV Special)

Bob Hope: Self

Quotes 

• Anita Bryant : Sir?

  Bob Hope : Yes.

  Anita Bryant : Request permission of the commanding officer to see the chaplain.

  Bob Hope : See the chaplain? What could you girls possibly have to complain about?

  Anita Bryant : You!

• Bob Hope : Though you sound as though you abhor me, please don't try to fight it. Admit you adore me.

  Anita Bryant : Adore him? That would make 6 of us!

• Bob Hope : They're all kidding. Believe me they wouldn't have missed this trip with me for anything. Right?

  Carroll Baker : That's right, Bob. Wherever you go we'll be right behind you.

  Bob Hope : You mean that?

  Anita Bryant : Sure. You're a bigger target.

• Dian Parkinson : Gee, Bob. Look at all those fellows taking your picture.

  Bob Hope : My picture? Honey, if they're taking my picture, we'd better get another bunch of marines.

• Carroll Baker : Oh, Bob. You're too modest. Why, every glamour girl in Hollywood was begging to go on this trip with you.

  Bob Hope : Who told you that?

  Carroll Baker : You did.

  Bob Hope : Well, at least it came from a reliable source.

• Carroll Baker : Bob, how come you didn't invite my husband to come along?

  Bob Hope : What are you talking about? I begged him to come. I even gave him a boat ticket.

  Carroll Baker : But Bob! By the time he gets here we'll be home!

  Bob Hope : Not if he's a fast rower.

• Bob Hope : I loved you in Harlow . I've never seen such sexy and revealing gowns.

  Carroll Baker : I was a little hoarse when I made that movie. Didn't you notice?

  Bob Hope : I didn't even know it was a talkie.

• Carroll Baker : Bob, how is it that we've never been in a picture together?

  Bob Hope : Oh, I think the Code only allows one sex symbol at a time.