- Augustin Bouvet: [with strong French accent] You, you come with me to pick up Peter.
- Stanislas LeFort: No, you you come with me to pick up MacIntosh!
- Augustin Bouvet: No no no no, you you you! and if you don't come I... oh merde alors comment on dit ça...
- Stanislas LeFort: Comment ça "merde alors"? but alors you are French!
- Sir Reginald: I wonder where are we now?
- Alan MacIntosh: We must be over Calais sir.
- Sir Reginald: [the clouds clear, then the Eiffel Tower is visible] Yeah, Calais!
- Sir Reginald: MacIntosh, look at that lovely thing over there.
- Alan MacIntosh: The nun, sir?
- Sir Reginald: Bloody fool, the car!
- Germaine: Vous dormirez bien Messieurs. Schlafen Sie gut! Je suis très à cheval sur la literie!
- Major Achbach: A cheval?
- Germaine: [trying to make herself better understood] Oui à cheval sur la liter... A cheval... Oui...