Sicque! Sicque! Sicque! (1966)

Pat Harrington Jr.: Inspector, Sergeant Deux-Deux

Quotes 

• Inspector : What kind of stoof are you made of?

  Sergeant Deux-Deux : Oh, enchiladas, chili beans, tacos... stuff like that. Nothing fancy.

  Inspector : Personally, I cannot see how you can stomach that awful food.

  Sergeant Deux-Deux : If my stomach she doesn't like it, she can lump it. I think she lumped it!

• Inspector : These old secret passage type walls are the just the place to find a secret passage!

• Inspector : If the monster is upstairs, we have him where we want him.

  Sergeant Deux-Deux : But I don't want him.

• Inspector : [narrating]  An emergency call took Sergeant Deux-Deux and myself to the Rue Morgue section of Paris.

  [At a dark castle] 

  Inspector : The neighbors were complaining about a mad scientist. It seems these experiments were creating interference on their television sets.

  Mad Scientist : [cackling as the Sûreté haul him out]  I'm not crazy! THEY are crazy! I don't sit around, vatching TV!

• Sergeant Deux-Deux : [talking through a makeshift hole in the wall]  Hey, Inspector? Did you find the secrets passage?

  Inspector : [appears through the hidden bookcase, injured]  Yes... *THUD!*

• Sergeant Deux-Deux : Hey, Inspector!

  [knock on the door and Deux-Deux opens the door on the floor to find a flattened Inspector] 

  Sergeant Deux-Deux : What happened?

  Inspector : Shut the door, Deux-Deux... You're making a draft...

  [wind blows the Inspector away like a kite] 

• Frankenstein's Monster : [heavy footsteps approaching]  Oh, am I glad those crazy fuzz are gone. They make a body nervous.