David Frost Presents (TV Series)
How to Irritate People (1969)
Tim Brooke-Taylor: Pepperpot, Mrs. Maurice, David Thomas
Quotes
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Teddy : What animal makes the noise, "meow?"
Mrs.Maurice : A car?
Teddy : Nearly! Ca... ca... ca...
Mrs.Maurice : Ca... ca... bus?
Teddy : No. Ca... ca...
Mrs.Maurice : Aeroplane?
Teddy : No, no! Ca... ca... ca...
Mrs.Maurice : Ca... ca... ca... MOTOR TORPEDO BOAT!
Teddy : NO, NO, NO! Ha, ha, ha... bad luck, Mrs. Morris, jolly good try. No, Mrs. Morris, what ANIMAAAAAAL... ha, ha... makes the noise "meow?"
Mrs.Maurice : Oh, that's easy. A cat.
Teddy : A what?
Mrs.Maurice : A cat!
Teddy : Then why did you say "motor torpedo boat?"
Mrs.Maurice : I'M 943!