Live a Little, Love a Little (1968)

Don Porter: Mike Lansdown

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• Greg Nolan : [looking at Nolan's photography portfolio]  They're all dressed? People don't want to see women with their clothes on.

  Mike Lansdown : I wish I moved in your circles.

• Mike Lansdown : Here. Try the wheat germ and clam juice cocktail. It's good for the liver.

• Mike Lansdown : Do you like girls?

  Greg Nolan : I love 'em. Do you?

• Mike Lansdown : Still want to work here?

  Greg Nolan : You said there was no job.

  Mike Lansdown : I changed my mind. How much you asking?

  Greg Nolan : A thousand a month.

  Mike Lansdown : Alright! We'll try it for a couple of weeks and we'll see what we'll see.

• Mike Lansdown : Truth is beauty and the highest expression of beauty is the relationship between a man and a woman. It is to the glorification of this relationship that Landsdown Enterprises is dedicated.

  Greg Nolan : I'm with you.

  Mike Lansdown : Are you any good?

  Greg Nolan : As a lover?

  Mike Lansdown : As a photographer!

• Mike Lansdown : Get rid of that suit. I can't stand to see men wearing ties. Its bad for the circulation. And always remember: bottoms up.

• Mike Lansdown : [in his office, lying face down on a massage table with nothing on but a towel, getting a simultaneous rub down, manicure and pedicure]  Running a magazine of this magnitude requires me to be mentally alert at all times. I try keeping the blood circulating, blood goes to the brain: alert! I also find I have very little time to waste, Nolan; so, what is the truth?

  [masseuse starts walking on his back] 

  Greg Nolan : Mr. Landsdown...

  Mike Lansdown : Call me Mike. I hate formalities.

  Greg Nolan : Mike, the truth is: I need a job.

  [Mr. Landsdown starts laughing] 

• Mike Lansdown : I am not an unreasonable man. Do you think I'm an unreasonable man?

  Greg Nolan : No, Mike, you're not unreasonable.

  Mike Lansdown : Well, as a matter of fact, I'm quite a reasonable man.

• Mike Lansdown : Find yourself a girl. Find two or three. Find five.

  Greg Nolan : There sure are a lot of them around.

  Mike Lansdown : I always invite five girls to one man. A matter of principal.

  Greg Nolan : Kinda hard on the girls, isn't it?

  Mike Lansdown : Listen, Greg, this is a man's world and I'm gonna keep it that way; because, that's the way the birds like to nest.