Speedway (1968)

Bill Bixby: Kenny Donford

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Quotes 

• Kenny Donford : [Referring to Steve]  If I were a girl, I would let the measles in my apartment before I let him in.

• Steve Grayson : I'd like to break you in half!

  Kenny Donford : If you did, you'd have two very short friends.

• Kenny Donford : Well, a new track, a new girl. You certainly get the goodies, don't you?

  Steve Grayson : It was a chance meeting.

  Kenny Donford : Huh?

  Steve Grayson : I followed her.

• Kenny Donford : Now, really, what you ought to do is lie down and get yourself a good rest.

  Steve Grayson : Well, I do feel a little beat.

• Kenny Donford : Mr. Grayson did not send me.

  Susan Jacks : He doesn't send me, either.

• Dumb Blonde : [laughing]  That tickles! Silly!

  Kenny Donford : Oh, yes, but everything is perfect. The night, the mood and the girl. Oh, what a girl!

  Dumb Blonde : Oh, gee!

  Kenny Donford : Especially, the girl! She's moonlight and she's - she's - she's quicksilver and she's radiant and she's lovely and, most of all, she's desirable!

  Dumb Blonde : I think I better go. It's getting late.

• Dumb Blonde : I better go. You don't mind?

  Kenny Donford : Of course, I don't mind. Why I wouldn't even want you to stay here. Unless, you - wanted to. It must be a decision of your own free will and accord.

  Dumb Blonde : You're really very nice. Most fellows wouldn't be so considerate. They generally fight me!

  [Kenny proceeds to trick her into staying]