Stress Is Three (1968)

Geraldine Chaplin: Teresa

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Quotes 

• Teresa : No, Fernando, please don't.

  Fernando : Let me go! Come on, let me go!

  Teresa : Don't do it, please. Please don't do it!

• Pablito : This is for you. Do you like it?

  Teresa : It's nice.

  Pablito : It's a beetle. For good luck.

• Fernando : Why did you pull away?

  Teresa : I'm not pulling away.

  Fernando : Don't you pull away from me when I'm kissing you!

• Fernando : You've been very nervous lately.

  Teresa : Nervous?

  Fernando : Yes, nervous.

• Teresa : He's known you for so many years. He should know you only fancy those fat money chasers.

  Antonio : Oh, Teresa. Teresa, 14 more pounds...

  Teresa : Just like Ana. Isn't that true? How much are paying Ana?

  Antonio : Teresa, please, I'm a sexy guy.

  Teresa : You are. And how much would you pay for me?

  Antonio : Well, it depends. Women - get paid according to their merits. Get on the catwalk! Get on the catwalk! Get walking! Come on, walk!

• Antonio : The world's population will double in the next 40 years. Today it is around 3 billion. Statistics say that in 2600, every man will only have 9 square feet of ground. We'll have to die standing up. I've already reserved my 9 square feet. In "El Vate." Nobody can touch it!

  Fernando : The only solution is war. Let a few million disappear, nobody'll notice.

  Teresa : As long as it doesn't touch us, of course.

• Teresa : Don't you realize we can't? I'm not an object!

• Teresa : Why don't you tell me precisely what you want?

• Teresa : You know you're very attractive.

  Antonio : The only thing I know is that he expects us to behave right the way we are. I can play along, if you wish. But, you'll have to reward me.

• Antonio : Now the essential questions. Do you speak Spanish?

  Teresa : Yes.

  Antonio : Are you married?

  Teresa : Yes, yes.

  Antonio : Any children?

  Teresa : Yes!

  Antonio : Thrifty?

  Teresa : Yes.

  Antonio : Home loving and faithful wife?

  Teresa : Oh, yes!

  Antonio : And now the most important question. Do you hold anything against rhinoceros?

  Teresa : Oh, no, no. Not at all!

  Antonio : Great, Teresa! You're as good as cash, a blank check.

• Fernando : You won't get away with it!

  [grabs Teresa, puts her over his knee, begins spanking her behind] 

  Teresa : Fernando!

  Fernando : You - will - learn - to - obey - me. This is what happens to misbehaved girls - like you.

  Teresa : Leave me alone, you beast!

• Teresa : All right, all right, all right!