Don't Drink the Water (1969)
Jackie Gleason: Walter Hollander
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Quotes
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Walter Hollander : This embassy is United States territory. Nobody can be dragged out and shot without the written consent of the American government.
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Walter Hollander : Hey, they're really setting machine guns out there!
Marion Hollander : First no movie on the plane, now this!
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Walter Hollander : I don't eat oysters. You have to eat them alive. I like my food dead. Not sick, not wounded -- dead!
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Walter Hollander : Well, they don't call me the potato salad Picasso for nothin!
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Walter Hollander : Too much wax can be dangerous.
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Walter Hollander : Where the hell have you been, Sam?
Sam Blackwell : You said to meet you at the check-in counter.
Walter Hollander : That's downstairs. This is the boarding area. Only an idiot could think that this is the check-in counter.
Sam Blackwell : Walter, please. We have a lot to discuss.
Walter Hollander : Wait 'til I check in.
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Axel Magee : You know, it can be fun. Some people might look upon this as an exciting experience.
Walter Hollander : Some people bought edsels.
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Walter Hollander : She's kissing a failure!
Marion Hollander : Well, it's her life.