Take the Money and Run (1969)
Woody Allen: Virgil Starkwell
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Quotes
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Virgil : After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
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Virgil : Nobody wears beige to a bank robbery!
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Bank Teller #1 : Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
Bank Teller #2 : Gun. See? But what does "abt" mean?
Virgil : It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.
Bank Teller #1 : Oh, I see. This is a holdup?
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[last lines]
Virgil : Do you know if it's raining outside?
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Virgil : **after another group of robbers enters the bank** "O.K., show of hands. How many people want to be robbed by *this* group?"