John Lazar: Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell
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Quotes
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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : This is my happening and it freaks me out!
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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance.
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[Ronnie is showing Kelly around the party, pointing out some of his more interesting guests]
Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : Observe in yon quiet corner: an island of tranquility in a sea of revelry. The languid Roxanne finds beauty, that delicate pinch of feminine spice, with which she oftens flavors her interludes. Ah, look there, Lance Rocke! Greek god and part-time actor. See how well he performs?
[Lance is dancing with and looking at a female guest flirtaciously]
Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : His is a special talent. The golden hair, the bedroom eyes, the firm young body. These are the tools with which he plies his trade. All are available for a price...
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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : [dismissing his Nazi manservant for the night] Be sure to turn off the ovens.
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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : And you, the infamous Ashley St. Ives, high priestess of carnality, what thou think of our fair minstrels?
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Lance Rocke : The chick's been sleepin' with *me*, you got it?
Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : Knowing you, I'm sure she has. Have you run an audit on her books yet? Or are you still... screwing on faith?
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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : You beg for mercy, while the cries of six million innocents still ring in your ears? They are waiting for you!
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[Kelly and Z-Man have walked into a bathroom to find a couple having sex in Z-Man's bathroom]
Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : Glad to see my audience in such happy dalliance. Pray, let them joust in peace!
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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : Leave? No! You have not yet graced our gathering with a song. Come, my dear, I must present you to the faithful. Now!
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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : Z-Man? There is no Z-Man, varlet. And indeed, it's not a game we play. I am Superwoman!
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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : For I am Superwoman, and you have spurned her!
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Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell : Why turn away from Superwoman, the greatest law enforcer of them all.
