- Lili Smith: But then, why DOES he drink?
- Maj. William Larrabee: Because he's afraid to fly.
- Lili Smith: Then why does he fly?
- Maj. William Larrabee: Because he likes to drink!
- Lt. George 'Youngblood' Carson: My grandmother was a full-blooded Cherokee Indian.
- Lili Smith: How exciting.
- Lt. George 'Youngblood' Carson: It was for my granddaddy.
- Lili Smith: The filthy, scheming, cheating, faking, lying, egotistic, self-indulgent, hedonistic, son of a..."
- Maj. William Larrabee: I thought we'd go on a picnic.
- Lili Smith: At 3:00 in the morning?
- Maj. William Larrabee: It's the best time. No ants.
- Maj. William Larrabee: So what in the name of hell's vanity makes you think I'd compromise that in the name of your adolescent, narcissistic ego?
- Colonel Kurt Von Ruger: Try to look reasonably happy. After all, it isn't every day that a German spy is awarded the French Legion of Honor.
- Maj. William Larrabee: Think we can do it?
- T.C: Yes, but YOU'D better fly, cause I haven't been drinking.