M*A*S*H (1970)

Jo Ann Pflug: Lt. 'Dish'

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Quotes 

• Duke Forrest : [In O.R]  I can't stop that bleeding down there.

  [to Dish] 

  Duke Forrest : Is that true what I hear about you? Get me a clamp. Get me a clamp.

  Lt. Maria 'Dish' Schneider : Captain Pierce, did you call me?

  Hawkeye Pierce : No, I didn't, and my name is Hawkeye.

  Duke Forrest : I can't really see it. It's like the Mississippi River down there. Doesn't feel like it's in one piece, I can tell you that much. It's gotta come out of there. Give me some more of that gauze.

  Hawkeye Pierce : Nurse, you got a clamp?

  Lt. Maria 'Dish' Schneider : Yes.

  Hawkeye Pierce : Scratch my nose. A little harder.