Evil Roy Slade (1972 TV Movie)
Dick Shawn: Marshal Bing Bell
Quotes
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Marshal Bing Bell : [laughs] Slade, you've given me trouble for the last time, the reward says dead OR alive. How you wanna go?
[plucks guitar]
Marshal Bing Bell : E Sharp?
[plucks again]
Marshal Bing Bell : Or B Flat? Hmm?
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Evil Roy Slade : I ain't gonna kill him, I'm gonna do something a lot meaner. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
Marshal Bing Bell : [smug] What's that?
Evil Roy Slade : I'm gonna shoot this guitar full of lead.
Marshal Bing Bell : [panicking] No! No, Slade, no! No, n-n-n-not my guitar, Slade! No, it's the only thing I ever LOVED, Slade!
[runs in front of guitar and takes bullet]
Marshal Bing Bell : ... 'cept ME!
Evil Roy Slade : Whoops!