This Stuff'll Kill Ya! (1971)

Jeffrey Allen: Rev. Roscoe Boone

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• Narrator : Meet Roscoe Boone. The hooting-est, hollering-est, phoniest preacher man who ever hell-fired and damnationed a congregation.

  Rev. Roscoe Boone : [preaching from the pulpit in his small church; a young woman dressed only in her underwear is standing nearby.]  Corinthians done sayeth: "It is better to marry than to be aflame with passion." Now, all you boys with passion get in line there.

  Rev. Roscoe Boone : [a dozen men start pawing and kissing the young woman]  That's nice. Now, everybody kiss the bride.

• Carter : Reverend, look, if by some miracle I can get you out of this mess, you have got to give me your word that you'll close down the White Lighting still.

  Grady : Don't listen to him! He's sided with them!

  Carter : I don't care what you think, Grady! I'm trying to help.

  [police cars are approaching] 

  Carter : Here they come!

  [to Boone] 

  Carter : What's your answer?

  Rev. Roscoe Boone : Well, boy, if you can put oil on the water, I ain't gonna set that oil on fire.