- Sally: ...And you're NOT a lesbian. I mean, everybody has girlfriends. Men have friends, women have friends. That doesn't make you a lesbian. Do you sleep in the same room with her?
- Jessica: Sure. How else can I be a lesbian?
- Sally: Where does Mark sleep?
- Jessica: With us.
- Sally: In the same bed?
- Jessica: In the same bed.
- Sally: Is that a way to bring up a boy? He'll be a lesbian!