The Snoop Sisters (TV Series)

The Female Instinct (1972)

Helen Hayes: Ernesta Snoop

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Quotes 

• [the front door bell rings] 

  Ernesta Snoop : Who could that be at this hour?

  Gwendolyn Snoop Nicholson : Dear, it's not your killer. It's a woman.

  Ernesta Snoop : A woman? How do you know?

  Gwendolyn Snoop Nicholson : Because women ring once. Men ring twice.

• Ernesta Snoop : Beneath that rough exterior is an impossible interior, but beneath that is something well worth discovering.

• Ernesta Snoop : We are chapters nine through eleven.

  Gwendolyn Snoop Nicholson : And we couldn't very well sue for libel.

  Lieutenant Ostrowski : Why not?

  Ernesta Snoop : Because it's all true.

• Lieutenant Ostrowski : And the first order of business is to arrange for a screening.

  Ernesta Snoop : The second is to get some popcorn. I never did have lunch.

• Barney : Now then, how long do you intend to be?

  Ernesta Snoop : We don't know.

  Barney : Now that's too long. I could get into trouble.

  Gwendolyn Snoop Nicholson : We'll rush.

  Barney : Good girls.

• Barney : I hope you realize what you just did was absolutely illegal.

  Ernesta Snoop : I hope YOU realize you participated in it.

  Barney : Wrong!