Cleopatra Jones (1973)

Tamara Dobson: Cleopatra Jones

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• Cleopatra Jones : The next time you pull a razor on me, you better shave.

• Crawford : Now, Cleo, don't make anything worse. This isn't exactly your jurisdiction.

  Cleopatra Jones : My jurisdiction extends from Ankara, Turkey to Watts Tower, baby.

• Cleopatra Jones : It's a nice touch, a white chauffeur, all this. What's next, Doodlebug? Two white iron jockeys on the lawn?

  Doodlebug : Look, you startin' to bug me.

  Cleopatra Jones : Not half as much as I'm going to, Mister.

• Maxwell Woodman : Say, lady, what you got inside that car?

  Cleopatra Jones : You mean under the hood?

  Maxwell Woodman : No, I mean while you was gone, was a kind of a funny buzzin' inside of it.

  Cleopatra Jones : Oh, that's the phone.

  Maxwell Woodman : A phone in your car?

  Cleopatra Jones : That's right.

  Maxwell Woodman : Right on! First phone booth I ever seen with mag wheels.

• Crawford : Nothing smells worst than a rotten cop. And you stink!

  Sgt. Kert : You got anything to say Purdy?

  Purdy : I ain't sayin' nothin' 'til I see a lawyer.

  Cleopatra Jones : We're going to find out anyway. So, why don't you tell us who paid you to plant that dope on Jimmy Beekers.

  Purdy : I never planted no dope on nobody! And if I did, I wouldn't have to figure to help you or any of your kind.

• Mommy : Cleo, no wise cracks? No jokes? No begging? No pleading?

  Cleopatra Jones : No way, Fatso!

• Reuben : Damn! No matter how many times I see a Cat go through withdrawal. Its always a heavy trip. That Cat's 15 years old, Cleo. We put this house together and its got to survive. They know we're clean and they still tryin' to run a bull shit game on us. We don't do no dope in the house! Well, if they close us down, who's gonna be here when some Cat's trying to deal with his jones!

  Cleopatra Jones : Those guns aren't going to be much help to him.

  Reuben : Well, I tell you one thing, Mama. If they want this house, they got to bring somethin' to get somethin'!

• Crawford : I heard about the rumble at the airport. We got a positive ID on the corpse and a couple of maybes on the other two. Are you okay?

  Cleopatra Jones : My body's okay.

  Crawford : Ha-ha. It's magnificent.

• Crawford : Hello, beautiful.

  Cleopatra Jones : Hello Lou. Kert.

  Crawford : Recognize him?

  Cleopatra Jones : That's the cat at the airport. That one too.

  Crawford : Baby Tony and a creep named Zap. We'll take care of 'em.

• Cleopatra Jones : Alright, Matthew, you cover the rear.

  Matthew Johnson : Gotcha!

  Cleopatra Jones : Melvin, I'm going in the front. You cover.

  Melvin Johnson : Right on, baby!

• Cleopatra Jones : Hello, Sport. Sorry, I have to break up your little gathering. I'd like to introduce myself. Cleopatra Jones.

  Purdy : Well, Wonder Woman. Ha-ha-ha. You silly bitch.

• Mommy : Well, you finally decided to pay me a little visit, huh? Well, honey, what do you think of my little love nest?

  Cleopatra Jones : Whatever turns you on, baby.

  Mommy : Why you sweet Pickaninny. You know what turns me on.

  Cleopatra Jones : Games. Like dealing in school yards.

  Mommy : Alright, the game is over and I win!

• Snake : You planted that 'cause last time I looked in that box there was Shinola in it.

  Cleopatra Jones : That's the trouble with you, Snake - you don't know shit... from Shinola.