The Thief Who Came to Dinner (1973)

Michael Murphy: Ted

Quotes 

• Webster : I don't like this life. I've got an accountant who steals from the government. I've got a doctor who lies for me so that I can steal from the insurance company. The insurance company's stealing from their clients. Everybody is stealing from everybody. And we work...

  Webster , Ted : To computerize the whole mess.

  Webster : That's right!

• Webster : In another couple of years, these machines will have your jobs.

  Ted : Not mine. Somebody's always got to change the ribbon. Right?

• Ted : Listen, what the hell are you so smug about? You're divorced and jobless.

  Webster : Yeah. And you're married and working.