Holiday on the Buses (1973)
Bob Grant: Jack Harper
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Quotes
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Jack : Olive's been crying all morning, what happened to her last night?
Stan Butler : Nothing, that's why she's crying. I think mum did alright -he carved another notch in his walking stick.
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Jack : I've been telling the girls about that mystery tour we're going to take them on tonight.
Stan Butler : What mystery tour?
Jack : You know, that one at 9'o clock, on the beach.
Stan Butler : Oh that mystery tour.
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Stan Butler : Have you had it off with her yet?
Inspector 'Blakey' Blake : How dare you! She happens to be a very respectable young woman, we're getting rather close.
Stan Butler : 'Ow romantic, she's fallen in love with his big toe.
Jack : That's the best part of him!
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Jack : Ere, what do you like?
Red Cross Nurse : You know, a bit of the old shake, rattle and roll.
Jack : That can easily be arranged, why not come with me then. Old Blakey wont teach you anything, not here or anywhere else!