Alan Novak: Mad Hatter
Quotes
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Alice : Don't you think you should put that thing away?
Mad Hatter : Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?
Alice : Well... Yes, it's very nice.
Mad Hatter : You may touch it.
Alice : Oh, I couldn't!
Mad Hatter : I don't see why not.
Alice : Well, because it's yours.
Mad Hatter : [rolling his eyes] I'll share it with you.
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Queen of Hearts : [Alice is asking for a fair trial] A Trial? Where is it written, that we have to give you a trial?
Mad Hatter : It says so right here in this book.
[showing the King of Hearts and the Queen of Hearts the book "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"]
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The White Rabbit : She's embarassed - I think she's still a virgin.
Mad Hatter : Well if that's the case, she should be embarassed. I've never heard of such a thing.
Alice : Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.
Mad Hatter : Well I don't see why not.
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Mad Hatter : And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box.
Alice : Dinner in the Queen's box?
Mad Hatter : Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.
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Humpty Dumpty : Who's she? I've never seen HER before.
Mad Hatter : She's new in these parts.