- Jean-Baptiste Liégard: O.K., listen, young man... , you aren't going to answer "Why?" to all I say, are you?
- François Leclercq: Why not?
- François Leclercq: At your age and with the name you bear, Madam, dirty words can only be... quotations.
- Le chauffeur de taxi: Never under-estimate the Germans when they are on their field.
- François Leclercq: At times even when they're on ours!
- L'ami d'enfance: Would you believe me if I told you that the population here has almost doubled?
- François Leclercq: Twice as many assholes... Sounds impossible!