Hawmps! (1976)
James Hampton: Howard Clemmons
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Quotes
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Fitzgerald : We should move the barn closer to the house.
Howard Clemmons : Why would you want to move the barn closer to the house?
Fitzgerald : It seems like everyday, I walk a mile for these camels.
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[Sgt. Tucker laughs about the camels and Sgt. Tibbs' men]
Howard Clemmons : Sgt. Tucker, do you wish to be on report?
Naman Tucker : No, sir.
Howard Clemmons : Do you wish to be on a camel?
Naman Tucker : Well, er, nothing personal, but, no, sir.
Howard Clemmons : Then change your attitude towards these men or you'll be on both!
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Bad Jack Cutter : My calling card is this belt I made from a rattlesnake, who's head I bit off on a bet!
Howard Clemmons : [Aside] That's disgusting.