- Fitzgerald: We should move the barn closer to the house.
- Howard Clemmons: Why would you want to move the barn closer to the house?
- Fitzgerald: It seems like everyday, I walk a mile for these camels.
- [Sgt. Tucker laughs about the camels and Sgt. Tibbs' men]
- Howard Clemmons: Sgt. Tucker, do you wish to be on report?
- Naman Tucker: No, sir.
- Howard Clemmons: Do you wish to be on a camel?
- Naman Tucker: Well, er, nothing personal, but, no, sir.
- Howard Clemmons: Then change your attitude towards these men or you'll be on both!
- Bad Jack Cutter: My calling card is this belt I made from a rattlesnake, who's head I bit off on a bet!
- Howard Clemmons: [Aside] That's disgusting.
- Jennifer Hawkins: Just because you fell into a river and didn't catch some old Indian doesn't mean it's the end of the world, you know.