Lifeguard (I) (1976)
Parker Stevenson: Chris
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Quotes
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Chris Randall : Hey, you wanna stop for a beer?
Rick Carlson : Hey man, I'd like to, but I got a little, eh, stewy friend coming in tonight.
Chris Randall : Yeah? Is it true what they say about stewardesses?
Rick Carlson : Yeah. And nurses and secretaries and schoolteachers.
Chris Randall : [laughs] What do they say about schoolteachers?
Rick Carlson : Ah, they make you do it over and over and over again, till you get it right.
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Rick Carlson : See that guy in the blue over there?
Chris Randall : The old guy?
Rick Carlson : Yeah. Two ladies complained he was wagging his weenie at them.
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Chris Randall : Hey, what do you do during the winter?
Rick Carlson : Same thing I do during the summer.
Rick Carlson : Yeah? Must get lonely, huh?
Rick Carlson : Ah, beats selling encyclopedias.
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Rick Carlson : [speaking of Machine Gun and his pals] Those are the horniest little guys this side of TJ.
Chris Randall : TJ?
Rick Carlson : Tijuana, man
Chris Randall : Hey, why do they call him Machine Gun?
Rick Carlson : I don't know, everybody calls him that. Claims he holds the international record for jerking off.
Chris Randall : [laughst] When I was his age, I thought I held it.
Rick Carlson : Yeah, we all held it. I think he holds it more.
