John Holmes: Johnny Wadd

Quotes 

• Johnny Wadd : [voice-over]  When I got there, I found that San Francisco is still the beautiful city on the bay as it always has been. Going to San Francisco is a bit like stepping into the past with its marvelous old buildings and cable cars. It's a city with a tradition of elegance and a taste for beauty. But San Francisco is still a modern city, and like all modern cities it can have a taste of the things that are not elegant or beautiful. And that's why I was here.

• Charlee Hammond : Wait a minute - how do I know you are Johnny Wadd? You've seen my identification, now I'd like to see yours.

  Johnny Wadd : Fair enough. Here, lady, let me show you my identification.

  [Unzips trousers] 

  Charlee Hammond : [Gasps]  Mr. Wadd! I never...