Vernon von Bergdorfe: Augre Valentine Valenti

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• Frankie Funai : That man sitting over there is Johnny Wadd.

  Augre Valentine Valenti : Johnny Wadd. So, he's the one with the "meat". Should we package him?

  Frankie Funai : We really should.

• Augre Valentine Valenti : Johnny Wadd walked into my nightclub yesterday.

  Tony Sorrento : How do you know it was Johnny Wadd?

  Augre Valentine Valenti : One of the waitresses went out with him. All she could talk about was that gigantic cock of his.

  Tony Sorrento : Sounds like Johnny Wadd.