A Doonesbury Special (1977)
Richard Cox: Zonker Harris
Quotes
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[last lines]
Zonker Harris : [he's back under Walden Puddle] What happened to everyone? Ah, nothing special. Just... caring in different ways.
[a leaf falls towards the water, blown by the wind]
Zonker Harris : Feeling the present as it moves by. Things gotta change, right?
[his head emerges and he watches the falling leaves, laughing]
Zonker Harris : And the trees agree!
[pause, then]
Zonker Harris : Good going, trees.
[he slowly submerges, waving to the trees and the falling leaves]
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[first lines]
Mike Doonesbury : [Zonker is submerged under Walden Puddle] Zonker! Zonker!
Zonker Harris : [underwater] Steady, lads, steady...
Mike Doonesbury : Zonker!
Zonker Harris : Fire!
[a miniature trident shot from underwater pins a falling leaf to a tree]
Mike Doonesbury : Zonker!
Zonker Harris : [his head comes out of the water] What?
Mike Doonesbury : Dinner's in ten minutes.
Zonker Harris : So?
Mike Doonesbury : We'd prefer you dry.
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Mark Slackmeyer : [Zonker has just announced his conclusion that the commune is passe] Where will I go? Who will I be? What'll I eat?
Zonker Harris : Those are heads-up questions, Mark, because unless you're from Vermont the commune is finito.