Grand Theft Auto (1977)
Cal Naylor: Car Salesman
Quotes
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Collins Hedgeworth : [runs into a used car lot] SIR! My fiancee's been abducted! I was in pursuit of her captor who's en route to Las Vegas! I had a minor accident and I'm in dire need of transportation!
Car Salesman : Well, we can...
Collins Hedgeworth : [notices a Dodge Charger nearby] Ah! That'll do fine!
Car Salesman : Well, you got a fine eye there, boy.
[Collins runs over to the car and gets in]
Car Salesman : She's a runner, too!
Collins Hedgeworth : [hands the salesman an IOU] Bill my father!
Car Salesman : Well, partner, I don't know if we can let you have the car on that kind of a deal.
Collins Hedgeworth : I'm Collins Hedgeworth! My father is Montgomery Hedgeworth! My grandfather is Elwood Hedgeworth! Collectively, my family is worth ninety-seven million dollars!
Car Salesman : Well, I don't know. I'm gonna have to check with the manager on this.
[Collins groans angrily and reverses the car through the showroom's glass window as the salesman turns around]
Car Salesman : Hey!
[Collins drives the car out of the showroom by crashing through another window and roars off]
Car Salesman : Hey, boy, that's aggravated grand theft!