Greased Lightning (1977)

Steve Fifield: Deputy Drinkwater

Quotes 

• Deputy Drinkwater : Get us some Coon tang.

  Deputy Turner : You mean poon tang.

  Deputy Drinkwater : No, I mean Coon tang.

• Deputy Turner : Did you get a look at that face? I've seen ugly women, but that's ugly.

  Deputy Drinkwater : I think I'd rather go home to my wife.

  Deputy Turner : Don't be foolish, boy.